Category: Humor & Entertainment

How To Irritate a Telemarketer

Have you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call up a telemarketer who just woke you up on their personal home phone line and give them a wake-up call that they’ll never forget? Can you imagine learning some new innovative and o... [Read More...]

Tales of American Idiocy

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!” This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments. Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American ... [Read More...]

Playing Horseshoes with Aliens

Laugh at the cosmos when UFO chaser Dale, along with his two friends, get pulled into a strange horseshoe contest hosted by a gnome-shaped, banjo-playing alien! It gets crazy when they fight off thugs who want the same mysterious horseshoes. This could result in an invasion of alien laughter. This is not a government cover up. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Dog Days in Italy

What’s a crazy pup to do when he is unceremoniously whisked off to a foreign land? Write about it, of course. Join, Dino on his madcap pilgrimage through the country of pasta and pizza. Dino’s story is a laugh-out-loud romp through Italy told with a dash of wit, a splash of sarcasm, and an overabundance of poetic license and wine. Don’t forget the wine. Free on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time. Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who... [Read More...]

The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his mediocre magician to come up with a solution. A beauty potion fails miserably putting Tundra in a deep sleep, like Sleeping Beauty, except with none of the beauty. Each day she wastes away while t... [Read More...]

Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave William and Kate the opportunity to tell their sides of the story and – against all the odds – they agreed? These are the fictional transcript of that unlikely, yet highly be... [Read More...]

Free: Mama Said

Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you need this book! So many people are moving to the South every day, and to fit in, or at least understand us, you need to learn how to talk right. Mama Said is a fun and fascinating look at Sout... [Read More...]